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Galletta's Go-Karts
60 County Route 20
Oswego, NY, USA
13126-6512
Telephone:
 (315) 343-0879
or
(315) 343-4281

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Galletta's Klassic!


 

 

Welcome! We are a Dirt Go-Karting Club that races for a Points championship every weekend from June-thru-October since the early 1990s, counting points since 1996, and online since 2005!  We race gas-only stock 5-horsepower class at Galletta's Greenhouse's not-for-profit/race-at-your-own-risk Go-Kart Speedway on Summer Sundays and Fall Saturdays, and a gas-only 8hp-and-less Yard Kart series summer Thursdays or Fridays at Oswego Speedway's Clay Dirt Oval. Always looking for new, experienced teen drivers or serious adult racers to join us!

Galletta's Go-Kart Speedway 2006 Event #12 results:
Sunday, August 27th, 2006 (Two 10-lap heats & 40-lap Feature)
Galletta's Kartway 8/27/2006 Heat #1 lap 10 Heat #2 lap 10 - Chris chasing Gary
(LEFT) Dick Dann (#86) won his heat, shown here with a big lead on Ogre (#4) & Matt (#3).
(RIGHT) and Gary Miller (#24) won his heat, shown here pressured by Chris Stevens (#8).

For some reason, there were many wrecks and a lot of accusations of people putting others off the track in this week's feature, and it wound up taking nearly two hours. However, in reviewing both angles on the DVD, we saw absolutely zero evidence of intentional wrecking. However, there were a few racing incidents that are just "racing deals" where neither party was at fault... just people not holding a their own lane and "hook a tire and went flying off the track" type accidents. This is why the #1 rule is to avoid getting into another kart's wheels. The two 1st-time drivers made 1st-time mistakes and wrecked a lot, and won't be penalized, but they should know that they need to wreck less. For some reason, the interior track official Ken did not enact the "inexperienced-guy-in-3-wrecks-&-you're-out" rule and instead yelled at the two drivers who did this. That is the last time that it wasn't enforced, but next time it will. And Ken had no right to say they can never come back, but he did have the right to tell them to park the karts after their multiple wrecks. To review the rule, a rookie driver is given 1 spin or wreck without penalty (other than restarting in the back). The 2nd spin or wreck, you must sit out green flag 5 laps. The 3rd spin/wreck means you are out of the race because you are a hazard and hurting equipment and potentially human beings in addition to disrupting and prolonging the rest of the race. For the most part, 99% of the time, the experienced guys don't have this problem, so please learn from them and you'll be running in the front and no time. You cannot win when you are a 1st-time driver, and especially a 1st-time-driver who wrecks. Watch the others and learn! They've been doing it for years!

In addition, we must re-consider the "pause-the-race-to-fix-a-kart" rule because it has caused a lot of bickering about lateness. The answer to the problem is to calmly discuss what we should do before the race, and not "pull a Gary Miller" and angrily storming off of the track mid-race uttering profanities. The late exit times are not the fault of anybody except the broken karts, occasionally late-arriving drivers, or occasionally track or kart maintenance. Sometimes they break from normal wear-and-tear, and sometimes they break by wrecking. Lets stop the bickering and decide... will we wait for karts to get fixed or will we enact a "wreck-and-you're-out" rule? Maybe we will fix the karts until a certain time (9 PM maybe?) and after that, don't fix? Or don't fix anybody at all? Matt, Chris, and Wes want to hear a vote from all the drivers... and not the whining during the race or bitching from spectators (who do not pay a cent to park on our property and watch our races; very nice of us, don't you think?) and can leave any time if it gets too late for them. We are all friends and we also rent karts out... so what can we all agree upon and be fair? Discuss it with Matt and Chris before the race. Now to the results:

Final battle of the night! ChrisChrusherComix leads a flock of Galletta's competitors! Kris Pitsley suspended for fighting & bickering! Attack of the Lava Monster from the Deep Dark Domain!
The racing action was awesome and only scarred by numerous wrecks and bickering. (LEFT) Here is a shot at a late-race restart, showing Chris "ChrusherComix" (#8) leading Matt Stevens (#3), and Ogre Stevens (#4). That wound up being the final order. Chris barely survived evaded wrecks and passed Bill Kuykendell (#6) on a mid-race restart. Bill protested the restart and also when he fell off of the track late, but the videotape showed no misconduct (watch the DVD to see - the tape don't lie). Ed Maynes, who has been fast but plagued by drive-wheel problems all year, finally reconstructed his rear with a racing go-kart setup. However, it proved to be loose and then did not finish the race after catching a tire with Nick Dann (#0) and wrecking late. Hopefully Ed can get it dialed-in before Klassic, as he is always a favorite to win at any given week. (RIGHT) Kristina Pitsley
(shown here fighting with her own father - who died a few days later - and shoving people) has been indefinitely suspended from the race day events at Galletta's for fighting with countless people, making numerous false accusations, and not to mention that she still not re-pay the 50/50 and rental money that come up missing under her watch.

"CHRISCHRUSHER WINS! CHRUSHER WINS! THE CEREBRAL CHRUSHER DID IT AGAIN!" -Good ol' JR DVD menu
(LEFT) Yours truly, Chris "ChrusherComix" Stevens picks up his 3rd Galletta's Speedway Feature win (counting one tie with Bill) of the year. Meanwhile, as Chris was taking his victory lap, there was fighting in the spectator area. The fighting will stop, and the person who is always in every single fight will be kicked out. Period. It will no longer be tolerated. One person has been involved in 95% of the fighting here since 2005, that person has been warned countless times, and that person has been indefinitely suspended until further notice. We don't hate her at all; but the fighting, gossiping, lying, accusing people of wrecking others or cheating when they didn't, verbal screaming matches and general misconduct... it all must stop. Period. We have seen it in person and on tape, and have heard it from countless spectators and racers. She cannot get along with her family, her friends, and people she just met. It has been recommended from a dozen or more different people at different times. This is the only way we see can stop it; suspension from race day events. Not her husband, not her son, as they never do anything to warrant it... but just her, and just her on race day. We're sorry, but this is the only option that we have for now because she always fights with people. She can buy and watch the DVDs (RIGHT) if she wants to see her son race and re-watch the tapes before she falsely accuses people of intentionally wrecking other people when they are nowhere near the wreck, but the psychological and verbal warfare must stop.

August 27th, 2006 40-lap Feature Final order or finish:
1stChris "Crusher" Stevens #8
2ndMatt "Mush" Stevens #3
3rdWes "Ogre" Stevens #4
4th Rob Jimenez #5
5th Nick Dann #0
6th Dan Berry #1
7th Andy Berry #7
8th Billy Kuykendell #6 (DNF)
9thDick Dann #86 (DNF)
10th Ed Meynes #43 (DNF)
11th Fred Collins #2 (DNF)
12th Gary Miller #24 (DNF)
13th Oscar Berry #11 (DNS)

DNF = Did Not Finish Feature.
DNS = Did Not Start Feature (though qualified in Heat).
Updated point standings beneath the "rant" section...

2006 Galletta's Go-Karts Point Standings
After 12 feature events from 6/11/2006 thru 8/27/2006:

Rank

Total Points (Place)

Average Points Per Event

Events

Feature Wins 
.5 = tie

Name & Go-Karts Piloted
* = Track Championships

1

1731.50

144.29

12

5

Matt "Mush" Stevens #3, #6, #1*******

2

1561.00

130.08

12

2.5

Chris "ChrusherComix" Stevens #8, #10, #5***

3

1374.50

114.54

12

0

Robby Jimenez #5, #05

4

1358.50

113.21

12

1

Wesley "Ogre" Stevens #4, #0, #6, #05

5

1186.00

98.83

12

0

Fast Flyin' Flippin' Freddy Collins #2, #7

6

1167.50

116.75

10

1

Ed Meynes #43, #10

7

1028.50

102.85

10

0

Dick Dann #86, #0, #1, #02

8

824.00

103.00

8

1

Gary Miller Sr. #24, #0

9

805.00

100.63

8

0

Nick Dann #02, #0, #6, #1, #10, #05, #7

10

748.50

93.56

8

0

Jason Mills #38, #0, #6, #7

11

733.00

122.17

6

0.5

Billy Kuykendell #6, #1, #05

12

712.50

89.06

8

0

Rick Meynes #9, #1

13

580.50

96.75

6

0

Oscar Berry #11, #7

14

424.00

106.00

4

1

Barrelin' Brian Bortel #15

15

339.00

67.80

5

0

Howard Seabrook #28, #1

16

284.00

94.67

3

0

Josh Schute #05

17

187.00

93.50

2

0

Kenny Meynes #18

18

181.00

90.50

2

0

Phil Hall #7

19

137.00

68.50

2

0

Andy Ouderker #16

20

131.00

65.50

2

0

Derek Woodworth #6, #0

21

113.00

113.00

1

0

Kenny Williams #7, #05

22

95.00

95.00

1

0

Brandon Carvey #7

23

95.00

95.00

1

0

Brad Jones #6

24

95.00

95.00

1

0

Dan Berry #1

25

91.00

91.00

1

0

Andy Berry #7

26

90.00

90.00

1

0

"Transformer" Tim Sczerby #6

27

89.00

89.00

1

0

Dalton Crouch #05

28

83.00

83.00

1

0

Gary Miller Jr. #6

29

77.00

77.00

1

0

David Hartpewe #7

30

49.00

49.00

1

0

Jim "Gimme-my-money-back!" Jelliffe #7

Oswego Speedway Dirt Track Go-Kart Exhibition:
Friday, August 25th, 2006 (One 10-lap heat & 20-lap Feature)
At the Oswego Speedway's dirt track, we give kudos to Mark Miller, who won a hectic race. Although we have had disagreements with Mark in the past over racing different kinds of engines than we do, he is a very good driver, and we always hoped that he would get a stock Briggs 5hp and Matt could help him set it up to race with us. The very same goes to Mike Billion, who is also a very good driver, as he was unfairly wrecked by a total lunatic driving a Raptor racing class go-kart numbered 21x. The 21x (who we've never met and don't know his name), also appeared to intentionally wreck Mike and several other drivers, damaging more than one kart and severely damaging Brian Bortel's kart, breaking off the front wheels and bloodying Brian's shin. I lay the blame of this completely on the track official in charge. This track official lied to us on more than one occasion and told us that we could run our own class of stock 5hps if we had more than 4 karts (which we have had every single week), then forced us to run in an open class with mixed horsepower OHVs and Raptors (the souped-up racing versions of the stock 5hp Briggs that we all race with) and run away from us every time we wanted to speak with him about it. Then, when we arrived, we asked if we were too late to make the show. When we were told that they hadn't started yet (other than warm-ups), we paid, signed in, and began preparing our karts to race. Without warning, the same track official started the heat race without any warning to us, and threw the green flag even though he saw us there and saw us coming to the track. He later stated that we were late. If we were late, then we were never told this when we arrived, he didn't tell us when he saw us before the heat, and it certainly didn't stop him from taking our money (and I, Chris, didn't even get one lap of racing in, yet I still paid the full fee). This open class and has caused a lot of problems (Do you force the Stocks to race Limiteds? Or Limiteds race Modifieds? Or ISMA race wingless supers? Then why do you force us to race with different types of karts?) that have made us decide that we won't race there anymore unless they allowed us to race in our own class, or at least punished drivers that cause accidents. They do neither. We have no problem with the Oswego Speedway itself, as we and our family have been weekly attendees and loved the races there for decades. But we feel like we've been lied to and treated unfairly by the dirt track officials, and it is thanks to that we will not race there unless they clarify some things with us. But I fear that Mr. Furlong and Mr. Gioia will not be happy to hear about a few lunatics out there wrecking everybody and hurting people, and they should not tolerate it at all. Finally... a certain person was running around with printed pages off this site (some from last year) and badmouthing us to everybody in sight should stop it, especially because they are a laughing stock.

2006 Volume #11 DVD:
Contains the August 27th, 2006 and a low-resolution version of the September 3rd, 2006 races at Galletta's.
Two camera angles of each race.  Price $5.

 

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Our track is located in back of:
Galletta's Greenhouse of Oswego NY (Official website)
Galletta's Greenhouses
60 County Route 20
Oswego, NY 13126-6512
(315) 343-0879 or (315) 343-4281

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Please visit Galletta's racer/co-founder/co-owner Chris "Crusher Comics" Stevens's other projects:
TEE AND WEE CHILDREN'S BOOK
Chris' kid-friendly/family-friendly/all-ages comic strip named Towner (with over 10 years of comics):

Chrusher Chris's 2007 graphic novel drama featuring Chris' most current art:
Chris's teen-to-adult comic book named "ChrusherComix" (with over 1,000 hilarious comics from 1988-1999)

 

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Chris Chrusher's Go-Kart Blog
(This section has nothing to do with Galletta's Greenhouse, just the few poor sports who have raced with us, said bad things about us, and don't race with us anymore):

Chris "ChrusherComix" Stevens' Rant Section:
First off, the website got a lot of attention this week, and mostly bad.
Last week's webpage dealt with a certain person accusing us of having possession of a stolen go-kart to the Oswego County Sheriff's Department, which got us a visit from a Deputy (who, of course, cleared us). As if this wasn't enough, this same person accused us of "doing work" to our own karts every time we won, starting a go-kart track and privately inviting every single visiting driver to his track (except us; Matt, Wes, and Chris [myself]), and finally distributing printed pages from this very go-kart website to everybody at Oswego Speedway's dirt track, which got us a lot of dirty looks at the very least and nasty reactions from some people; some of whom we don't even know! And, it also unearthed even more backstabbing and got the rumor mill churning again. But first, let us get to the email, which we shall respond to now:

----- Original Message -----

From: Vernon Woodworth
To: Galletta's Go-Karts Website
Sent: Sunday, August 27, 2006 8:58 PM
Subject: Galletta's Go-Karts website email

 

Let me introduce myself.

I am Vernon Woodworth ( Derek Woodworths father )  Owner and operator of Woodland Mobile Home Haven.

First of all, I don't appreciate your use of words on your website directed toward my son..   I have personally built the number 29 cart and can assure you that it is all  ( STOCK ) with the exception of sanding the head and the two stage header.  If you recall, the first race it had was at Oswego speedway and we didn't even finish.  (Chain problems)  and yes !  It was pure, off the rototiller STOCK.

The second race at Oswego Speedway.  The track was unsuitable to run  my cart !   Am I scared to run ?  No !   I just have allot of valuable time and money invested in my cart to just go and beat it up.  If you want to beat up your cart, then do it !  Its your time and money.

The third race at Oswego Speedway.  The track was better and from where I was watching, my cart was about to lap everyone ( Until we had more problems with the chain ) .  What did I do to make my cart faster ? Well !  I took in account of what problems we had before and worked with it.  Tire size, cam configuration, lash configuration, timing configuration all of which are stock and are better suited for what the engine is used for.   No cheating !  Just a better way to run the engine.  I ran Microds at the State Fair, one Junior Novice and one Novice, both with stock 3 horsepower Tecumseh engines.  We have the experience and most important, the (SPORTSMANSHIP AND DISCIPLINE)  which the editor of your website lacks.

As far as the police coming to your place, it was not Derek that directed them to you, it was I that said ( you ought to check at the local tracks to see if you can find it )  No names where mentioned.  Can you think of any better place to look ?  They checked my place and found (TWO) carts.  #29  and one that is being built.  That's it !   I don't have a bunch of carts and don't plan on it.  If I need one, I will simply buy a new one !

Racing at your track !  Well !   Go for it !   Myself, I feel that it has major safety issues and decided to run at Oswego Raceway.

Am I starting a track ?   Yes !  A private one that anyone can use including the Galleta's crew.  The rules will be by the book and it will be a standard clay oval.

Did Derek copy and distribute a copy of your website ?  No !   He doesn't have a computer with a printer.  On my seat in my vehicle I found a printout of the junk you said about Derek on your website and thought it would be good to distribute the trash and the hearsay you are spreading about people.  In my view, all you are doing is hurting yourself, your credibility and the sport in general.  Also you are creating a bad name for the Galleta's crew.   So what is your goal here ?

Toothless !      I haven't got a one in my head !   Lost them all in a car accident !   Does that make me a bad person ?     I don't think so !  Does someone on social services offend you ?  Well maybe you are more fortunate than others, but I deal with people like that every day.  I am fair and compassionate.  Some appreciate it, some don't !  The ones that don't, lose a place to live.  The ones that do, have a decent place to stay and a friend they can count on.

As far as the Pitsley's, they came to me because they desperately needed a home.  They signed a contract a made promises.  Did they own up to the contract or any of their word ? No on all counts.  End of story.  Can they be trusted ?   They proved to me they could not.  Should you trust them ?  Thats up to you.

To bring this to a close,  dont trust hearsay !  If you want the truth, go to the source !   Dont flap your jaw on things that you have no facts to go on.

I would also appreciate your posting this on your website if you have the nerve.  Admit your mistake . If not !   Thats what I expected out of a cowardly editor.

Respectfully

#29

OK, well that was the complete email. I will respond to it point-by-point below. But first, the property owner (and my mom) wanted to write a response before I even got a chance. So, here it is:

I am Mary Stevens owner of Galletta's Greenhouse. First of all may I say  you should practice what you preach, because you know nothing about what goes on here.  The problems with the people mentioned go much deeper than childish sticks and stones.  Two of the people banned from the track were banned for fighting and (alleged) illegal activity on my property. I am sure you would not want such activity on your property.  They did have illegal motors, they wanted to beat my sons because frankly, they are very good drivers.  If you want to talk about sportsmanship, My son spends all of his money on the upkeep of 9 carts. Why? Because he wants his friends to be able to have fun racing with  them.  I told him he  should put all of his money into his own car, but he won't. Frankly, they are both very talented, in much more than racing foolish go-carts.  The problem, as I see it is jealousy, pure and simple.  If this is not so , then why does your son try so hard to humiliate them. Ganging up on people is cowardly.  Do you want to know what the safety issues are ? Terrible drivers that my sons try to let gain experience by racing. Your son caused two bad accidents when he was here. You won't see my sons making foolish mistakes, they have had a lot of practice. By the way , I spoke with the sheriff (deputy), he said your son saw the alleged go-cart here, I told him it was a lie and in my opinion this was giving a false statement to police, your son has not been here in a month so how could he see a go-cart supposedly missing one week. By the way he believes you are lying.  My father was  a police officer for 25 years, he was  also in charge of security at Oswego Speedway when our relatives owned it. We are not stupid people, we are not dishonest people, but mostly, we are not proud people. My sons honestly like these people who race here, and frankly I am disgusted by the shabby way they are treated by them.  There is always two sides to every story, What is the mistake? The Bible says, "Do not cast pearls before swine, for they will trample them, and turn and attack you." This is what you get for extending hospitality to some people. Do you think my son made a mistake for defending himself? Prove these people did not cheat, steal money; money that only goes to keep the cars running for the people who  stab them in the back. By the way I am the only one here who does not approve of the go-cart racing on my property, I allow it only for my two sons sake. I would appreciate it if you would keep your "flapping jaw" shut. I would wager the quality of  either of my two sons characters against your son's any day. In closing if you spent more time forging your sons character , then none of these arguments would happen, because, your son started the whole thing along with the Pitsleys, who by the way have yet to demonstrate any moral fiber at all!  Let this be the end of this stupidity, Your son chose to bad mouth us at Oswego and call us cheaters before the article of last week, and sending the police up here fueled Chris' anger (and Chris' website article, which he is free to do in America). The moral of this story:  Don't slander Christians, They have more than men on their side.

Mary A. Stevens

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OK, now its my turn. I will copy the email and respond to it point by point. My responses will be in bold blue:

VERNON: Let me introduce myself. I am Vernon Woodworth ( Derek Woodworths father )  Owner and operator of Woodland Mobile Home Haven.
CHRIS: And I am Chris Stevens, cartoonist, florist, co-founder of Galletta's Speedway, co-owner/driver of Galletta's Go-Karts, and I am also responsible of all of this content on this website, including pictures, text, statistics, and maintenance of this website. I guess that means I'm also the editor too. Nice to meet you!

VERNON: First of all, I don't appreciate your use of words on your website directed toward my son..  
CHRIS: Noted. I also don't appreciate your son slandering us behind our backs. And the dirty looks you gave me at the track. It hurt my feelings. :-(

VERNON: I have personally built the number 29 cart and can assure you that it is all  ( STOCK ) with the exception of sanding the head and the two stage header.  If you recall, the first race it had was at Oswego speedway and we didn't even finish.  (Chain problems)  and yes !  It was pure, off the rototiller STOCK.
CHRIS: Thank you for notifying us that it is 100% stock. We shave the heads on our karts and allow that. Although we do not have headers on any of our Galletta's-owned karts, we have no rule against them here - unless people complain about them (One of our visiting drivers used one for a short time but took it off on his own accord). Kris and Ken Pitsley, and Billy K. told us that Derek's kart had Raptor Racing parts, and begged us not to let Derek race at Galletta's. We don't like to ban anybody (and in fact we've never banned anybody - just banned bigger motors than ours racing against us on our own track) unless they are clearly causing problems such as cheating, fighting, or breaking laws. However, we still did not care for the reports out of several people that Derek was accusing us of "having work done" to our karts. The only "work" done to them is maintenance and tuning by Matt, to which anybody is welcome to come and watch him or ask him for help in tuning your own. Matt prefers it that way for even competition. I also remember that Derek requested his money back after breaking one of our karts, which Matt promptly gave him. Derek also said that he'd be back the following week to race and he never did. We instead heard all about him inviting everybody to race at our track. Except us. If Matt really wanted to "work on" karts, don't you think that he'd work on his and let us all drive stinkers? He works on all 9 of our karts. He's done probably 90-97% of all the work on them! And my brother is an extremely talented driver. But that wouldn't enter your mind, right? Just us cheating because we won races, and offending you on my website. Awww... need a hug?

UPDATE: OH! By the way, Matt saw some kind of a slanted racing head on there, so that isn't stock that he has ever seen. Caught you lying again. That isn't very nice. You lost a lot of credibility with that one. As stated in the rules, our class is 100% stock parts except for shaved heads and nylon safety oil dippers - allowed in our class. A few older motors were bored out because they were worn, but they are all slow and (if I remember correctly, though Matt knows for sure) I think that we took them all off our karts because we bought several motors on eBay in better condition. The three motors that I have had on my kart all year are all 100% stock with shaved heads. Yeah, even that one where I won at Oswego, passing four or five people, including my brother.

VERNON: The second race at Oswego Speedway.  The track was unsuitable to run  my cart !   Am I scared to run ?  No !   I just have allot of valuable time and money invested in my cart to just go and beat it up.  If you want to beat up your cart, then do it !  Its your time and money.
CHRIS: Noted. Actually, my kart had a bum coil the last two weeks at Oswego and I was forced to race a backup both times; tied for third two weeks ago (on that bumpy track) and completing zero laps in last Friday's race because visiting drivers bent the crap out of the drive-wheel system and the chain fell off of it before the green even flew (something that happens when you let inexperienced drivers rent your karts for $15-$17 a week because you extend hospitality to strangers and they backstab you!). But first of all, I am a cartoonist and I tongue-in-cheek poke fun at people; even my best friends and family members in my own comic. I poked fun at
all of the racing karts because they wouldn't run, not just Derek's. Sure, the track was bumpy, but it wasn't too bad if you just avoided one giant bump in one of the turns (took me a few circuits to figure that one out myself, ha-ha!). But we at Galletta's own nine go-karts and all are armed with 100% stock 5hp Briggs motors; several purchased used. We didn't have any problem driving that race at all. The bumps weren't necessarily worse than anything that we've run through at Galletta's at one time or another. If you were insulted by that, then I'm sorry... but I personally thought that it was funny myself, because for all the thousands of dollars some of the racers spend on their one racing go-kart, we spend less than that combined on nine and each of them were timed less than one second faster on Oswego's track. I personally think that is a positive point about our racing class, don't you? And a reason why we don't allow racing parts in our class. This is why we ban racing parts on our track and don't like racing other kinds of motors at Oswego. We want everything equal, affordable, and fun! And, again, if they won't let us run our own class down there (like they already promised that they would - and lied), then we are done racing down there. They also told us they weren't racing down there for the rest of this year anyway. If they did, we have our own track to get ready for our own Classic.

VERNON: The third race at Oswego Speedway.  The track was better and from where I was watching,
CHRIS: Better, but just in one spot from where I was watching too, but not too much.

VERNON: my cart was about to lap everyone ( Until we had more problems with the chain ) . 
CHRIS: About to lap
WHOM? Not me, my brother (Matt), not my dad (Wes). We were
on the side of the track because the track officials threw the green when we were pulling up to to go onto the track and just saw him pulling off with a broken chain, But he wasn't going to lap anybody from my vantage point. Considering that you have an expensive racing drivewheel system, it is quite baffling that one could have chain problems so easily. Also, where did your kart finish? The heat was 10 laps, not 3 or 4. And the feature was 20 laps, not 2 or 3. Also, I didn't see Derek lapping anybody, and even if he did come up on one of the slower guys, he probably couldn't pass him and wreck. And Matt added that in the 2 or 3 Feature laps that he did complete... he wasn't all that fast; he was in the back and couldn't pass anybody - then his chain blew. Coming through tough traffic to win a feature race is the way to do it. Something that I, Matt, Wes, Ed, Brian, Mark and Mike all did down there. Starting in the front and breaking in the lead of your heat... well, I'll let the readers judge what that that is, but personally I wouldn't brag about it. Fact is, Matt pulled off the track in that last feature too. But not because he broke. But because the track officials were letting Raptor motors out there, and two or three nuts out there crashing and smashing everybody, and Matt, who has felt disrespected since day one (as the quasi-famous driver in charge down there lied to us and also runs away from us every time we try to talk with him). Matt wanted to save his kart for the real show at Galletta's. Where we do points! And equal motors! And kick out people who intentionally cause wrecks. And we also have fight night and watch Kris Pitsley fight everybody, including her own ill father! WAHOO!

VERNON: What did I do to make my cart faster ? Well !  I took in account of what problems we had before and worked with it.  Tire size, cam configuration, lash configuration, timing configuration all of which are stock and are better suited for what the engine is used for.   No cheating !  Just a better way to run the engine. 
CHRIS: Um, excuse me? Oswego Speedway runs an open class; which is why we aren't racing there anymore. They don't have rules that I can see. They let some people wreck and don't even put them in the back... they run 6.5hps vs. 5hps and Raptors vs. all... so you wouldn't be cheating down there! Slap an 18hp on a tank and they'll wave you on! Run over somebody, hey, THAT'S RACING! Though from everybody else's vantage point, it appears as if you have a racing setup and therefore you should run your kart in the racing classes. We run a simple yard kart configuration, and that's the way we prefer it. All out in the open and nothing special. We have 9 of them set up the exact same way. Oh, and in case you didn't know, I won one feature down there (stock 5hp with a shaved head), Matt won two (stock 5hp with a shaved head tuned by Matt), Wes won one (stock 5hp with a shaved head tuned by Matt), Brian Bortel won one (stock 5hp with a shaved head tuned by Matt), Ed Meynes won one (stock 5hp tuned by Ed himself), Mark Miller won one (OHV engine, horsepower unknown - and we got him into racing on our track), and Mike Billion won one too (OHV engine, horsepower unknown). I don't see your kart winning any. In fact, I don't even remember it finishing any! But I was told that it look fast. I guess. I defy you to help almost all of your competition race against you. And buy 8 other equal karts for people to rent and race in addition to your son's! I don't know if that's ever happened on any racetrack in the world! Yet, your big boy  badmouthed us. Thanks! That's mean. :-(

ALSO, Matt added that "cam configuration, timing configuration, and lash configuration" doesn't sound like stock to him. Sounds to him like your are making racing modifications.

VERNON: I ran Microds at the State Fair, one Junior Novice and one Novice, both with stock 3 horsepower Tecumseh engines.  We have the experience and most important, the (SPORTSMANSHIP AND DISCIPLINE)  which the editor of your website lacks.
CHRIS: Hold on there, jabronie. I've been racing go-karts for 11 years at Galletta's. I have won countless races, three Track championships, and three Classics. My brother, under the same period of time, has also won countless races, seven Track championships (leading potentially his 8th), and seven Classics. My father has also won countless races. My brother works tirelessly on all 9 karts all week, and visiting driver's karts... with little-to-no thanks. And, our class (5hp stock Galletta's regulars) won 6 out of 8 races held at Oswego, and the other two were won by guys who used to race with us but didn't want to race 5hp flatheads, so they don't race with us anymore. So, that makes 8 of 8 open-class features at Oswego were won by people who also raced and won at least one feature at Galletta's Go-karts Speedway. Your kart, for all of your
sportsmanship and discipline, to which I apparently lack, has won none that I can see. In fact, several drivers here (not me) were mad at Derek for cutting them off of the track, to which one hit a greenhouse and another hit a tree because he slowed down too fast in traffic. So, maybe he needs more discipline. Oh, and he ran his mouth and accused us of "having work done" and seeing a stolen go-kart up here, to which is ridiculous because (1) he never sees Matt working on the karts and (2) he hasn't been here in WEEKS and the kart was stolen LAST WEEK! Maybe he needs more sportsmanship! So, either THEY are lying (which is entirely possible - and in fact, probable - because these same people have lied to us), or YOU are lying. And Derek is definitely lying about seeing the stolen kart up here, because he hasn't been here. In addition, we have been told by several of your tenants (or former tenants?), that Derek's motor has Raptor racing parts, and have been told by SEVERAL drivers that they were invited to race at Derek's track, and everybody was invited except Chris (me), Matt, Wes, and also Kris, and Ken Pitsley. So, does this means that he is a poor sportsman too? All I (the editor) did on this website is DEFEND MYSELF
against false allegations sent in our direction, and I was fairly angry at the time. Maybe I was a little harsh? Well, partially it was tongue-in-cheek, partially I am angry over getting backstabbed countless times by people that we race with and help out every week! Your son was just one in a long line of people accusing us of "cheating" but the first that ever accused us of actually stealing a go-kart. A little kid's go-kart to boot! What I am more mad about is that people are taking things out of context and getting mad at me. That, I blame on the person who printed the pages up and secondly on the person showing them to everybody - again - out of context and not knowing the whole story. That isn't very good sportsmanship in my book.

VERNON: As far as the police coming to your place, it was not Derek that directed them to you, it was I that said ( you ought to check at the local tracks to see if you can find it )  No names where mentioned.  Can you think of any better place to look ?  They checked my place and found (TWO) carts.  #29  and one that is being built.  That's it !   I don't have a bunch of carts and don't plan on it.  If I need one, I will simply buy a new one !
CHRIS: I thought you built them? Anyway, I will quote my mom...

MARY: "
I spoke with the sheriff (deputy), he said you (or your son) saw the alleged go-cart here, I told him it was a lie and in my opinion this was giving a false statement to police, your son has not been here in a month so how could he see a go-cart supposedly missing one week. By the way he believes you (or your son) are lying."

CHRIS: He said, "the toothless man," so I'm not sure which one he's even referring to. How many toothless guys are running around there anyway? So, are you lying? Or is the Sheriff Deputy lying? Personally, I'll take his side. I dunno... you're more than welcome to believe yourself though. Free country.

VERNON: Racing at your track !  Well !   Go for it !   Myself, I feel that it has major safety issues
CHRIS: Yeah! Like letting inexperienced people race with us. Like Derek. We supplied him with a multi-time feature-winning go-kart and gave him a chance to win. What happened? He caused a few wrecks and then asked for his money back after he busted the kart. Then, he backstabbed us and called us cheats and said we stole a kart. So, I blew up here on this website and mocked him. Derek wasn't a bad driver... just inexperienced. Hundreds of people have driven on our track and have caused wrecks and broke karts based on inexperience. So, what is our fault? That we let ANYBODY rent a kart and race with us? Well... I personally think that is very kind of us! And what safety issues are there? We have tires against every obstacle near the track. Sure, the audience sits too close to the racetrack, but they aren't supposed to even be that close, nor do they pay to even be here. Again, I believe that this is very kind of us. We are just racing for fun and points and that's all! And yet, we have owned and raced go-karts for over 16 years and raced for points for over 11. And how many injuries have we had? only minor scrapes, bumps and bruises. Nothing severe... thank God! I pray every day and bless that track and every driver on it and give thanks to God that nobody ever gets hurt. And you know the way to prevent any chance of serious injury? Stop letting inexperienced drivers race on our track. So what are you saying? Tell people like your son to f***-off? No! We let him race and hoped that he kept racing and get better! Instead, he ran off, bitched about us, badmouthed us, and that is the thanks we got for letting him on our property and wrecking our go-karts. And putting my dad into a tree. Every good driver on this track started not so good. The best ones are the ones who don't accuse us of cheating and race every week. We love those guys and we have fun racing them all Summer and Fall.

VERNON: ...and decided to run at Oswego Raceway.
CHRIS: BWHAHAA!! SAFETY?! THERE?! Sorry for guffawing, but
they let some 21x moron with a Raptor go out there and wreck five, six, or seven people up last Friday! Mike Billion almost blew a fuse and looked like he was going to deck the guy, and he probably should have! Eric Raponi was mad about the 21x too. The guy was a hazard, and it didn't look like he was doing it by accident. It looked on purpose. Either that or the guy is the worst driver in the history of the world. Maybe both!

And Waitamunite... isn't this your son fallen off of his kart and his kart is on top of another kart with the audience laughing their butts off at the strange man rolling around on the track chasing after his kart on top of another kart! How did it get there on top of someone else's? Maybe it's... SPORTSMANSHIP AND DISCIPLINE! YEAH! THAT'S IT!? Usually, racing is safe. Sometimes its bad equipment. And sometimes its bad... er... well, I won't say... that would be mean. And I'm not mean! >:-(

Derek Woodworth falls off his kart, which was on Howard Seabrook's rear being dragged around the track. Those zany Woodland Trailer Park Raceway boys, expertly racing!
NOTE: Rolling around on a go-kart track is not safe, nor is a good way to keep your teeth in your head.

VERNON: Am I starting a track ?   Yes !  A private one that anyone can use including the Galleta's crew.  The rules will be by the book and it will be a standard clay oval.
CHRIS: By what book?! Like we aren't by the book? We have our rules and regulations too. And anybody is welcomed to read the rulebook or have Matt help them with their karts. In fact, almost everybody here has had Matt and Wes fix their karts for them at one time or another. Ask Gary Miller, Brian Bortel, Ed Maynes... they'll all tell you that we helped them set up their karts. And they are all FAST! Just as fast as I am and sometimes faster! I've been beat as has Matt. In our own karts many times! It is a little backyard racetrack for just us and our friends. It has gained a small tiny measure of popularity by word of mouth and a little more via exhibitions at Oswego Speedway. This website is also just for fun. Just like answering this email has been. Oh, by the way, it's Galletta's. Oh, and by the way... it took years to develop our track and good drivers. But knock yourself out there, Vernon! (I don't mean that
seriously... it's a figure of speech. And not your teeth, either! You need them to chew!)

VERNON: Did Derek copy and distribute a copy of your website ?  No !   He doesn't have a computer with a printer. 
CHRIS: He doesn't?! It is 2006 you know?

VERNON: On my seat in my vehicle I found a printout of the junk you said about Derek on your website
CHRIS: Whoa! F
irst off... someone BROKE INTO your car and put that on your seat? Dude, maybe you should lock it! Especially with people stealing go-karts on your street and people who I suspect put it there being accused of stealing from countless people. Not our business I guess. But thank you for showing everyone my website! It got a lot of hits! I love it! It makes me feel very popular! And, secondly, I think I know who put it there. I was told that allegedly the same people who printed that also ran over to everyone else and told them not to race here anymore. Then the same alleged people came here and kissed our butts. Then the same alleged people fought with with other people at our track! Then, the alleged people said they were never coming back again and then stormed off. Why does it seem like the people who storm off never pay back what they owe? Strange coincidence. Oh well.

VERNON: and thought it would be good to distribute the trash and the hearsay you are spreading about people. 
CHRIS: Well... trash and hearsay?! What? Please point out every single bit of "trash" I said about someone and I'll gladly correct it! After all... I just do this for fun! All last year, nobody read this site! I am THRILLED that people are reading it! Thank you all! I'm glad that you're reading it and I'm glad that you sent me this email, Vern! Thanks! Oh, Mike Billion was mad about an old thing (from last year) about him on this website (that he read on the printed pages that were being passed around) and his wife said she was going to sue us and he told us to grow up. Well, I have no problem with Mike or his family, and he does have a point that I need to grow up (my wife and mom and dad say that all the time), but anything said on this website wasn't a lie so how can I be sued? I do not lie. Maybe I type too much, but I don't lie. Mark and Mike are very good racers whom we LOVED to race with. The problem is that they raced with bigger motors than us, and 100% of the visiting drivers hated the fact that they were allowed to run bigger motors. And we weren't thrilled about it either... especially when they were hooting and hollering after they won. We asked Mark and Mike to
PLEASE get 5hp flathead motors and recommended lighter frames (because a few time their heavy karts put other karts off of the track - unintentionally) and want them to race with us. They refused, and so everybody joked around and called them "cheaters" after they didn't show any more! OK, it was childish... I admit. It was meant to be funny... and not meant to be harmful... just a little friendly joking. And I wasn't the one who said that word. I just put that there because that is what everybody else called them. I did not. But if they don't like it, that is fine, I'll remove it. But it isn't a lie. They didn't abide by our rules. But they ARE abiding by Oswego's rules, which is open class. And Mark and Mike each won a feature down there, so kudos to them! They're great drivers and we grieved when they didn't want to get stock 5hp engines and race with us anymore. I just don't like the dirty looks that we sometimes get from people that are with them. I don't even know those people and they give me dirty looks. How rude! {:-(

VERN: In my view, all you are doing is hurting yourself, your credibility and the sport in general. 
CHRIS: Holy... what sport? Backyard go-kart racing? Dude... the REAL sport there is the big boys racing Supermodifieds on the track in back of us down at Oswego! Not $500 karts racing for fun and no money. Those guys are the real sport. We're just a bunch of guys who WISH we could afford to do what they are doing! Credibility? I never had any credibility! This website is meant to be fun! But I can get mad when people slander my name (and the name of the Greenhouse that my grandfather built and my family have run since he passed away)! And we've never had police coming up here accusing us of stealing go-karts until last year when your tenants were here gang-tackling and fighting people and when you accused us of stealing a little kid's go-kart!

VERN: Also you are creating a bad name for the Galleta's crew.  
CHRIS: OK, first off... who is the Galletta's Crew? The Galletta's family is me (Chris), my wife, my brother Matt, my mom, and my dad (Who we lovingly call "Ogre")! The Galletta's go-kart class is everybody who races stock 5hp go-karts with us. However, we did get a bit of a black eye at Oswego earlier this year when someone didn't pay to get in, fought with people, got kicked out, and never paid the track back. She was called "Galletta's crew" but she is not a Galletta. OK? So lets get that straight. Second, bad name? I AM DEFENDING MYSELF FOR GETTING ACCUSED OF CHEATING AND STEALING A KID'S GO-KART! Duh! And whoever was the one who printed up old pages of the website and showing them to everybody hence creating a bad name showing people my website out of context! We've liked racing every single person that ever raced here unless they were a hazard or blatantly disobeyed the rules. The website, is by me, for fun. It is half blog/half-reporting.

VERN: So what is your goal here ?
CHRIS: My goal here is to have a ton of fun racing go-karts and try to get new people to race with us while having a fun website to laugh at and enjoy too. And I am defending our name when you (or your son) accuses us of having work done or having possession of stolen go-karts. Or is some other toothless guy in your trailer park accusing us? Dude... seriously... are there more than two? Sorry if I falsely accused you.

VERN: Toothless !      I haven't got a one in my head !   Lost them all in a car accident !  
CHRIS: I'm sorry to hear that. :-(

VERN: Does that make me a bad person ?     I don't think so ! 
CHRIS: I don't either. It makes you a toothless person. :-D

VERN: Does someone on social services offend you ? 
CHRIS: You're on social services? I thought you owned a trailer park? Dual income?

VERN: Well maybe you are more fortunate than others,
CHRIS: I'm not exactly that fortunate. My cartooning business isn't exactly making me a millionaire, you know! If I was do you think I'd be racing $500 go-karts with you guys? I'd race a Super if I was really fortunate. I've loved them since I was a freakin' little kid! :-P So, want to buy one of my comic books? :-D

VERN: but I deal with people like that every day.  I am fair and compassionate.  Some appreciate it, some don't !
CHRIS: Yeah, you're telling me! They come over here and race, then ask for their money back when they wreck and break the parts... and then say we cheat too! You know how that makes me feel? Like I wanna' cry! Boo-hoo! :,(

VERN: The ones that don't, lose a place to live.  The ones that do, have a decent place to stay and a friend they can count on.
CHRIS: That's great. God bless you, then!

VERN: As far as the Pitsley's, they came to me because they desperately needed a home.  They signed a contract a made promises.  Did they own up to the contract or any of their word ? No on all counts.  End of story.  Can they be trusted ?   They proved to me they could not.  Should you trust them ?  Thats up to you.
CHRIS: Well, we trust them. We come up short on money that they are in charge of, but we trust them. We come up short on 50/50 money that they were in charge of, but we trust them. My uncle won and never knew nor got any money, but we trust them. Several others put lots of money into it and we never saw any of it, but we trust them.

VERN: To bring this to a close,  dont trust hearsay !  If you want the truth, go to the source !   Dont flap your jaw on things that you have no facts to go on.
CHRIS: You're telling me! But who's flapping their jaw? I'm typing on my keyboard! And my fingers hurt. Ow!

VERN: I would also appreciate your posting this on your website if you have the nerve. 
CHRIS: I appreciate this email, thank you! Oh, and some people call me senseless, so maybe you have a point there. But I assure you, I must have the nerve because here is your email posted on my website!! YAY! I HAVE THE NERVE!

VERN: Admit your mistake . 
CHRIS: Point them out? Prove they are mistakes? I'll gladly correct them. Like how I added Derek rolling around on the Oswego Speedway's go-kart track? I made the mistake of not posting that before. You spending all of your money on 1 go-kart and it gets beat by everybody who spend a fraction? Corrected. Want me to find more? :-)

VERN: If not !   Thats what I expected out of a cowardly editor.
CHRIS: Cowardly! Now I take offense to that! At least two Supermodified drivers said we're crazy racing like we do. That means a lot considering the speeds that they race at! I don't think we're too cowardly. Then again, I do get scared when I'm racing next to Derek, so maybe I am cowardly. :-P

VERN: Respectfully
#29
CHRIS: Waitaminute! I thought you said your name was Vernon! Are you lying to me, #29? Is that like a Star trek name or something? Are you a Trekkie? Ah, I prefer Star Wars myself!

Sincerely,
R2-D2
R2 & 3PO
*BOOP-BOOP-BEEP-BEEP!*
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----- Original Message -----
From: Vernon Woodworth
To: Galletta's Go-Karts
Sent: Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:34 AM
Subject: Galletta's Go-Karts website email

VERNON: Hey chris !
CHRIS: Hi again, Vernon!

VERNON: I never did think you where a bad person, but now I know !
CHRIS: Thanks! I hope that means you don't think I'm a bad person, Ha-ha! But I think I know what you meant. I know I'm not a bad person either, though some people take my sense of humor the wrong way. My wife says I'm a good guy too; no criminal record, never use drugs (well, other than addiction to coffee), read the Bible every night, say my prayers and take my vitamins every day! She said if I wasn't such a nice guy, she wouldn't have left her family and great job and flown here from Thailand to marry me (she's a sweetheart beyond words!). Oh, and she adds that my cats love me too! LoL! And I am fairly sure that neither you nor Derek are bad guys ether. Obviously some miscommunication and misunderstanding. And... well... more below....

VERNON: Its all in fun !   Yes I know Derek has a few issues ( Who doesn't ) and he does say things at times that are not appropriate.  Most people tend to misunderstand him, but deep down he is a good guy.
CHRIS: I know. I always thought he seemed like he was OK, but I also think he was unfair to us a few times too. Also, I believe that there are certain people who have been backstabbing all of us and reporting false information to everybody. I have a suspicion on who this (these) person (persons) is (are). And I have been a little rough on Derek on last week's page, but I assure you, our racing and this website is all in good fun, and although I was initially angered at hearing about all of these false allegations (and why I posted that rant last week), I am also posting this reconciliation here. You see, we always extend our hospitality to people by racing on our property and often times with our own backup karts, only to have the same people bicker and backstab us. All we ever want to do is race; race clean, race fair and race with equal motors. So, I think you can understand when we take offense to all of the accusations. And both Matt and I are quiet and somewhat shy people, so we don't go around and start screaming matches or threaten to fight with people when we hear about these things like some people do.

VERNON: As far as Derek and I saying that you are cheating,  NO!  that is not the case.  You have allot more experience on your track and that is your edge !  The carts you race are really hooked up and bravo to the mechanic.  He's done an outstanding job.. 
CHRIS: That is Matt, who bought most of the parts and maintains all nine of our go-karts tirelessly. He also helps out any and every visiting driver who asks, and we even store and maintain a few karts for some of our visiting drivers! As much as I want to beat my own brother on the race track, he deserves every win that he gets (which is many). And every time someone can beat him, it is a hard-fought won to be proud of.

VERNON: Our cart !  You have to understand that we work on ours MAYBE, four or five hours a week and that's it. We've raced it THREE TIMES ! We don't have a track in our back yard to try different things . So !  Its once a week for trial and error.  BUT ! In time  I believe we can catch up or even beat your fastest cart.  ( If we can keep the stupid chain from breaking )
CHRIS: Derek