Galletta's Go-Karts, Speedway, & Racing Club, Oswego, NY, USA

Racing points championship racing from 1996-current
at Galletta's Greenhouse's "Racing Yard Kart"/Go-Kart Speedway
Every weekend from June-October at Galletta's, and weekly all summer FORMERLY at Oswego Speedway's Dirty Kartway.

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The Mysterious Dr. Speedmonkey makes a monkey out of the local karting competition. A banana is all he needs to win.


The Mysterious Professor Speedmonkey stole the Saturday, September 19th, 2009 Feature event at Galletta's Karting Speedway driving the Galletta's #1 kart. He was able to track down Ragin' Russ Hockey, who passed Tim Galletta early on and dominated until he broke his drive hub on the very last lap. No cash-money prizes or stickers here, as Speedmonkey won a banana. Easy to please a true racer such as he. After all, he appears to be a monkey, and made a monkey out of all other karters. And quite the braggart as well. Now for a slideshow of his greatness!

Due to a freak occurrence where only 5 karters could make it, we only held a short, 25-lap race. But what was odd is that one of them was a mysterious creature from the woods. "The Mysterious Professor Speedmonkey" asked for the "slowest kart that nobody has won in years with." That was the Galletta's #1, as all of the 11 other Galletta's karts have won at least one feature in the last year or so, and the #1 hasn't won one race in recent memory (maybe 2004?). It's the one kart that usually nobody wants to drive, and say that it either spins out too easily, is too slow, or is just plain cursed - even after a couple of rebuilds. He made a monkey out of us all, by winning the Feature after using Monkey voodoo on Chris Stevens and Tim Galletta, confusing them momentarily and passing them both in turn two, then using Monkey hyper-speed to track down and then Monkey laser-eyes to break Russ Hockey's drive-wheel hub on the last lap and steal the win. He then went about bragging, putting all karters in the world down. And why shouldn't he? Nobody has ever beat him. And nobody ever will. In fact, nobody even tries because it is hopeless for most karters to consistently win races where all of the karts are truly equal - AND one has Monkey Super-powers!

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Our karting club's home track is located in back of:
Galletta's Greenhouse of Oswego NY (Official website)
Galletta's Greenhouses
60 County Route 20
Oswego, NY 13126-6512
(315) 343-0879 or (315) 343-4281

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