Racing points championship racing from 1996-current at Galletta's Greenhouse's Go-Kart Speedway Sundays from June-August & Saturdays from September-October, and summer Fridays at Oswego Speedway. We race exclusively with limited-modified 5hp Briggs and Stratton flat-head motors all with affordable 100% stock parts
at Galletta's, & 5-8hp motors at Oswego.
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PROFILE FOR G*** M***** Sr. (2006-07)
2006/09/23 - Photo by Gene Galletta, Remastered by
NOTE: Before the 2007 Racing Season started, G*** M***** promised both his son Colin and me (the webmaster/statman/racer Chris Stevens) that he would not throw a temper tantrum and quit once this season. I promised I wouldn't nickname him "grouchy quitter" on the website if he kept his promise. Week 3, he failed, and threw 3 or 4
angry tantrums and quit 3 or 4 times this year. So, his nickname returned, and he yelled at me for it. In turn, in not honoring a bet and accepting the terms of it, and in a drunken fit, he demanded his name be removed from the website ENTIRELY and vaguely threatened the greenhouse (which our racing has NOTHING to do with the greenhouse other than we race in back of it, and the people who shop here don't race here and vice versa) in a drunken fit. So, I'm having fun at his expense, as this website (and the races) are supposed to be fun. The day we stop having fun is the day we stop racing and doing the website. The bet with G*** was part of the fun. So, with that in mind, enjoy this comedic interlude!:
Team M***** Brewery Old #24 & New #24. Occasionally drives a Galletta's rental.
G*** M***** S*. (posing with his #1
fan & son, C**** M*****) after winning the 45-Lap opening event of 2007
consisting of fifteen karts! However, because G*** wishes to be
removed from the website, the win will now be rewarded to Chris
Stevens, who finished 2nd that race. Congrats, Chris and *****
Years Racing Go-karts at Galletta's:
Re-Dramatization of G*** demanding to have his name removed from
the website after speaking with Jimbo the Dimbo Losurdodo. Why
is it every time people get around him, they get irritable,
belligerent, and angry?
Career highlights: Won 1 regular feature race in each 2005, 2006 and 2007.Won the first non-winners race ever in 2005
(though some of the other competitors said he should have went
to the rear because he was involved with a wreck). Won the Highest Visitor Points-Per-Race Points Standings in 2005.
Demanded that he be removed from the website in August 2007
because his given nickname is "Grouchy Quitter." (It's meant to
be funny, G***, lighten up.)
Retired almost every time he didn't win a race in each 2005, 2006 and 2007.
Bitches constantly. Drunk constantly. Rumored to smoke exotic
herbs and substances.
G*** occasionally lets his son G*** M***** Jr. race instead of him because he's "not having fun anymore." (Winning features every year and always being one of the fastest karts every race isn't fun enough for him.) G*** has 2 fast karts, and should race one and let his son race the other,
but he doesn't.
Did you know? :
In Galletta's Go-Kart Club lingo, when you "Pull a
G*** M*****" means that you throw an angry temper tantrum,
usually blaming someone else for your troubles, and pull out of a race.
Why does he do that?:
We have no idea. G*** is always one of the top-runners and if he finished every race, he'd
probably be in the top 3 to 5 in points and have a handful of wins every single year. But G***doesn't care about this. Instead, he quits almost every single race unless he is leading, and throws an angry tirade every time one little thing goes the slightest bit wrong. You can go ahead and ask him who he does these things, but we bet he has no idea either.
over for now. Here is
Chris Galletta Stevens - professional cartoonist, graphic novelist &
affordable website designer:
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written by Robert Buchanan)
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Chris' kid-friendly/family-friendly comic strip named Towner (with
over 10 years of comics):
Chris' 2007 Graphic Novel, Chrusher - End Cycle:
Chris's 1988-1999 teen-to-adult comic book named "ChrusherComix" (with over 19 years of comics):